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One O.S. To Rule Them all:

*** The Dark Lord Gates and Windows XP ***

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on.

Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.'

To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, an inscription finer than anything I had ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE820945092 OF923A40EElOE5 IOCC98D444AA08EI 324

'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said in a timid voice.
'No but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:

One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

It is only two lines from a verse long known in System-lore:

"Three OS's from corporate-kings in their towers of glass,
Seven from valley-lords where orchards used to grow,
Nine from dotcoms doomed to die,
One from the Dark Lord Gates on his dark throne
In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie."



The Dark Lord Gates:

From time to time we get mail citing evidence that Bill Gates, microsoft founder and richest man on the planet, is in fact the antichrist. Did Bill sell his soul to the chap with the poimty beard, horns and tail? We'll let you draw your own conclusions.

For all you conspiracy theorist:

LAST NIGHT I WATCHED ĎPIRATES OF SILICON VALLEY" ABOUT HOW THE PC REVOLUTION GOT STARTED AND HOW BILL GATES STOLE WINDOWS TECHNOLOGY FRROM APPLE COMPUTER.

THEN THIS MORNING THEY ANNOUNCED THE 100 WEALTHIEST PEOPLE AND BILL GATES IS NUMBER ONE AND WORTH 110 BILLION DOLLARS. IN 10 YEARS HE SHOULD BECOME THE WORLDS FIRST TRILLIONAIRE!!!!

THEN THIS AFTERNOON I GOT THE CC-MAIL BELOW. READ IT AND TELL ME IF IT MAKES YOU JUST A LITTLE WORRIED ....

Did you know that Bill Gatesí real name is William Henry Gates III? Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III where III means the order of third. So whatís so eerie about this name?

Well, if you take all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it into ASCII code (American Standard Code for Information Interchange) and then add up all the numbers ... you will get 666, which is the number of the beast.

B = 66 I = 73 L = 76 L = 76 G = 71 A = 65 T = 84 E = 69 S = 83 I = 1 I = 1 I = 1

Add these numbers and they equal 666. Coincidence?

Perhaps ....

Maybe, but take Windows 95 and do the same procedure and you will get 666 also. And even MS-DOS 6.31 adds up to 666.

Still think it is coincidence? Stay with me .... It gets better.

For those of you who still have the old excel 95 (not office 97) try this out: (this really works)

1 - Open a new file
2 - Scroll down to row 95
3 - Click on the row 95 button to highlight the entire row
4 - Press tab to move to the second column
5 - Now, move your mouse and click on help at the top
6 - Then click on "about Microsoft excel"
7 - Press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button at the same time.

A window will appear with the title: THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS. This is really eerie, okay! It has a doom style format and you can walk all around the hall using the arrow keys. On the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls .... Now walk up the stairs and then come back down, facing the blank wall.

Now type in EXCELKFA; this will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage, walk through the passage and do not fall off. This is difficult to do.

When you get to the end you will see something really, really eerie. As of this point in time, countless witnesses all over the world have verified that it is a real eye opener.

It could be a joke by MS programmers. Or is it? (We have a number of people here at Stanley that have Excel 95 and have done this and no one has lived threw the game ...)

Would it be too surprising if Bill Gates was the Antichrist? After all, the Bible foretold that someone powerful would rise up and lead the world to destruction. And Bill Gates definitely has this kind of power in his hands.

More than 80% of computers in the world today run on windows and DOS (including those at the Pentagon). If all of his products have some kind of small program embedded, like this "hall of tortured souls," that can give him control to set off nuclear arsenals, create havoc insecurity systems and financial systems all over the world, etc.

All from his headquarters. This isnít too far from reality. Just by using the Internet Explorer may just allow him to map out what you have on your computer bit by bit each time you log on.

Perhaps the end of time is near and this is just the tip of the iceberg?

Quote from the Bible:

"He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is manís number. His number is 666."

- Revelation 13:16-18

This is something you should think about. If the Bible, in the book of Revelations, says that without the sign of the beast, one would not be able to buy, sell, do business transactions, etc., then my question to you now is this .... Is the Internet a necessity today for doing business?

The Internet also bears the sign. Note that the Internet is often referred to as the World Wide Web, or www. Another way to write W is V/ or VI.

W W W VI VI VI 6 6 6

Here is something to ponder. Isnít everything going towards the Internet? (i.e., buying, selling business transactions.) Isnít Microsoft always on the move to have a monopoly when it comes to software technology? And now the Internet?

Revelations also says that the mark of the beast will be carved on oneís hand and on oneís forehead. If the Internet would indeed be the beast, arenít we all starting to carry it on our hands and foreheads?

The screen is the forehead and the hand uses the mouse.

Are things finally starting to fall into place or are we just letting our imagination run wild? Remember, the devil came to cheat, steal and to destroy. So, be vigilant about Bill Gates and Microsoft!

So Bill Gates is the Antichrist. Anyone who has spent any time working with microsoft products might well have reason to suspect as much though that last piece of evidence however doesn't quite add up. It's debunked here: Truth or Fiction