In Sanity We Trust

From Here to Eternity


If you were born on this day in 1876 Germany will invade Poland. Otherwise you will be fruitful and multiply.


Best not venture outdoors today. Actually if you can help it, don't even get out of bed.


Today is a perfect day. Nothing can touch you. It's sweet as!


Careful what you say to the boss today. He's having trouble at home with the missus. Beware of the crab approaching Uranus.


You're up shit creek without a paddle but if you manage to get through the month unscathed it's highly likely that you will live to be 97.


Beware of creeps bearing gifts and poltergeists.


You're going to die.


Anything could happen and it could be right now. The choice is yours, to make it worthwhile.


Be suspicious of men in white overcoats with clipboards. If you see 'em comming, run for it.


Water, water, everywhere. But not a drop to drink!


You will meet a tall dark stranger who will either be someone you know or the guy next door. Take care. Too many broken hearts have floated down the river!

The other one:

You don't seriously believe in horoscopes do you?

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Random Facts

# The only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees is the praying mantis.
# In 1990 there were about 15,000 vacuum cleaner related accidents in the U.S.
# Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
# A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.
# Against Army regulations, George Armstrong Custer often wore a blue velvet uniform.
# Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

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